Garters: the first of many, many whats.

The Garter.

some of you may be saying what already just at the word.

a garter is a peice of clothing nowadays typically made with elastic which is used to keep up a stocking, sock and even sleeves. it looks a little something like this.

now that you have an idea of what it is i shall tell you why i say what.

i actually happen to own a leg garter, even though in this day and age the garter is superfluous and it's job is done by the stocking itself. i thought i'd put it on.

apparently they are meant to make you feel sexy, look sexy and symbolise deflowering in their removal by a male counterpart. now i know what sexy feels like and what it looks like.

this was neither. it made me feel like a small snake was trying to constrict my leg and made me look like a hippo in a corset. it was not sexy in the least and in fact it was the right size. this is another one of those things that would only look good if you're either impossibly toned or impossibly thin and would probably be a far way to good looking even then. and then come on these things were invented hundreds of years ago, people have been looking bad and probably feeling bad for that long it's horrible.

then there's the sock garter. my oh my.

there's a what.

sock garters making men look less like men and a little bit more like a young forest gump. if you're socks are falling down then usually it means that you need new socks, or to just lift a lazy finger and pull the god damn things up.

of course how could i forget the garter belt. i would put a picture but i think it's a little higher than PG13. the garter belt looks better than the leg garter i must confess, but it's rarely used as a practical item of clothing and more or less as a fetish item.

garters, fashionable? functional? worth the effort?

from me Garters get a